Here are a few tips for new (and old) cruisers to avoid spending land mines on your cruise:
- Avoid making calls from the ship. Wait til you get to port to make calls home. I know you will be excited and want to share, but ship to shore calls are EXPENSIVE. $6.99/min to US and $9.99/min for international calls. I met a school teacher that shared with me that on her first cruise she made the mistake of making a “few calls” and was surprised at the end of her cruise with a $1,100 phone bill. Sounded ridiculous until I did the math and realized that 22 minutes of talk time a day on a 7 day cruise will ring up a bill that size. If you absolutely need to make a call home while at sea, you will be better off using your cell phone, which on most carriers will charge you approx. $2.00/min (contact your cell carrier for their rates). On the other hand, if you wait to get to port, you can find Internet cafes and some shops that will charge you less than $0.10/min using VOIP (Internet phone). This is available in every port of call including Cozumel and Progreso.
- Drinks will add up quickly, so beware. Also, keep in mind that not only alcoholic drinks will cost you, but also any bottled drink including water and juice as well. Coffee, hot tea, hot chocolate, lemonade, iced tea are all available in the Lido Deck Restaurant, 24/7 and are complimentary. If you are a “soda”-holic like myself, there are unlimited fountain soda packages available for $6.00/day/person ($4.50 for kids). Note that given one can of soda is $1.95, if you plan on drinking 3 or more sodas per day on a 7 day cruise, you should consider buying this package.
- If you enjoy fine wine, another way to save and control costs is by bringing your own wine. You are allowed one bottle per person at embarkation and can enjoy in your cabin at no extra cost. You can also have your wine at the restaurant for a $10 to $14 corkage fee (depending on the restaurant.)
- Transportation to and from the port can be expensive if you are not informed. Know a little about the ports you are visiting before your cruise and it will help you plan to get around safely, efficiently and for a reasonable price. Another good way to save is to share transportation. Making friends with people on your cruise, BEFORE your cruise can cut transportation costs and open up opportunities to enjoy excursions you may not have even known existed.
- Get to know the ports you will be visiting (eg. Nassau and St. Thomas) to avoid wasting, not only money, but more importantly time. Port visits allow a finite amount of time to enjoy the port of call, so if you go in with little to no information there is a good chance you will waste time and overpay.
I see it a lot in cruise forums, people advising new cruisers not to over-prepare. I agree to a point, but preparing for the cruise can and should be part of the enjoyment. Have fun with the preparations. Make friends. Have a great cruise!
—————————– Update/Correction —————————–
From Carnival’s FAQ section:
For our guest’s convenience, the ship’s telecommunications network offers direct dialing via satellite from the staterooms telephone. This is available 24 hours a day regardless of the ship’s location. This service is closed on the final day of the cruise at 4:00AM. The rate is $1.99 per minute, and charges are billed to the guest’s on board Sail and Sign Card. Since all communication is via satellite, the charges apply to all calls including calling cards, credit cards, 800 toll-free numbers and collect calls.

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